Funny joke: Boko Haram in the church

Armed boko haram members entered a church
while the service was going on.they asked
them
to close every door and windows so that
nobody
can escape. they counted the number of
worshippers and they were 200.they told them
they would kill 150 out of these members but
in
an alphabetical order of names
starting with the pastors.they
approached the senior pastor asking; whats
your
name? pastor said zechariah zwinginar. the
next
pastor said zebede zacheus, the next pastor
said zemmanuel zwilliams.......they
approached the elders....the first one said
zarepath zolomon..the next one said zalade
zomorin..the next one said zesther
zoluwatimilehin..they approached the choir
and
the first chorister out of fear pointed to the
organist and said his name is abraham
awolowo..the organist screamed and said he
is a
liar.my name is zabraham zawolowo.....
.
if u were in d congregation, what will be your
name? Be sincere
As a student, pls utilize ur vibrant brain 2 provide solution 2 ds
questn. U av a money, u didn't trust anyone 2 keep it 4 u xcept a
blind man, later u travelled, bt b4 u came back d blindman had bcame
deaf. How wud u collect ur money back? Text 2 oda friendz bt , reply
me first.